If I called you a donut
A chocolate-covered, deep-fried, jelly-filled,
sour-creamy, star-shaped, powdered sugar donut,
Would you look at me strangely?
If I said your ears were funny
And they looked like that actor's, from the show you always watch
And your hair looked like a battle helmet when it was wet
Would you still stay to listen?
If I threw you a soggy sponge ball
Full of water, and it hit you in the nose
And made you inhale the pool
Would you throw it at me?
Or would you call me a donut
A chocolate-covered, deep-fried, jelly-filled,
sour-creamy, star-shaped, powdered sugar donut,
With whipped cream and hot fudge sauce?